One part ice cream, two parts awesome.

If I had learned how to laugh as a child... I would, right now.

Man From Uncle: The Abominable Snowman Affair
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[info]liviapenn
The world is a really interesting place.

Okay, so sometimes when I'm watching older shows like Man from Uncle or Miami Vice, I'll imdb/wikipedia the guest stars to see if they've done other things, etc. (Also it's fun to see how many Man from Uncle BOTWs were also Star Trek BOTWs: Joan Collins, Arlene Martel, Madlyn Rhue, Barbara Luna, Victoria Vetri, Kathryn Hays, Celeste Yarnall, etc.) Anyway, sometimes finding out what happened to people as their careers & lives progressed is super-depressing (ugh, don't even ask) and sometimes it's kind of awesome.

So, backing up a bit: during the second season, MFU did the episode where Napoleon and Illya have to guard the boy lama of a Fictional Asian Country and foil the plot of the evil vizier to kill him and turn the whole country over to the bad guys. Except of course that the whole episode takes place in Manhattan, the boy lama is played by a white kid, the BOTW is his white American governess, and the evil vizier is Malachi Throne in yellowface. (You might know Malachi Throne-- he plays Commodore Mendez in Trek's "The Menagerie.")

Anyway, in S3 they do the same episode again but totally different this time, in that it's actually written by a PoC writer, Krishna Shah-- I should have guessed when the new boy lama has to go through the ceremony of picking out his personal items from his past life. It just seemed really oddly authentic for a MFU episode!

More about the episode The Abominable Snowman Affair  )

The point is, the BOTW is awesome. She is an emotionless psychic priestess who totally resists Napoleon's mojo and whose dramatic arc in the episode actually has nothing to do with Napoleon or Illya!



So I looked her up and it turns out she's... DEAN DEVLIN'S MOM.

(Dean Devlin: producer and co-writer of the original "Stargate" movie, and currently a producer & director on "Leverage"-- he directed, among others, the "Bank Shot Job" and the two-part "David Job" finale.)

This blows my mind. Hollywood, man!

So, yeah, Dean Devlin's mom went by Pilar Seurat during her acting career, and she was on Man from Uncle. And yes, she was also on Star Trek, as another psychic, Sybo from "Wolf in the Fold"-- ironically, her Memory Alpha article is actually more thorough than her Wikipedia article.

EVEN MORE ABOUT THE EPISODE  )

Of course, once Amra Palli gets her emotions back, she does find *someone's* overwhelming manliness appealing.



Which totally makes sense as she is the intellectual, spiritual type. *G*

Leverage 2x01: the what in the what now job?
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Spoilery comments on Leverage premiere  )

Also fun: mixed in with the Boston stock footage skyline shots... hey, it's Portland! :D It's so bizarre to see an actual tv show set in Portland and all the little landmarks going by in the background.

Could be spoilery list of landmarks I noticed?  )

I hope they eventually show some establishing shots of Nate's neighborhood so we can hypothesize as to where he "lives." :D

Star Trek in the Park: Amok Time
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So those of you on [info]ontd_startrek or [info]pacific_slash might have already heard about this, but some local Portland nerds are putting on a live-action drama version of "Amok Time" in a park. And it is absolutely as epic as you would hope it would be.

Background info: Newspaper article with video.

Videos! (These first four are not that great in terms of video quality; I was worried that my camera would run out of space, as I haven't used it to record anything more than tiny snippets of video before. So I kept it set on low quality at first, but near the end I switched it to medium and then HQ-- videos 7 through 10 are the best.)

Spock greets T'Pring over the viewscreen.

He asks Jim & Bones to be his bridesmaids.

Spock brings Jim & Bones to his family's land.

Leonard McCoy, ma'am! -- Jim and Bones introduce themselves to T'Pau.

Much better quality vids behind the cut!  )

I don't know about you guys, but I've tried watching some of the Star Trek fanfilms and "extended adventures" and all that and I always get embarrassment squicked from at least one of the actors, but I totally didn't get that at all from this. Maybe because it's "Amok Time" and not an original story? Or maybe because these guys seem to be "actors who are interested in Star Trek," not "Star Trek fans trying to be actors?" *shrugs*

I also discovered another Youtube user, dalgoda7, who has a bunch of clips, including some from earlier in the episode, which I missed on Saturday. She's also sitting much closer-- maybe in the front row?-- and at the right angle to get a lot of details that I missed. The video & sound quality on these are excellent.

Anyway, like I said, I had gotten there about 15 minutes late on Saturday. So of course I wanted to go again and see the whole thing. (Plus, I wanted to actually *see* it, as opposed to just viewing it through a camera lens.) So I called up my mom and we headed off to the Sunday showing.

Sidebar: OREGON WEATHER, wtf. Saturday was gorgeous, maybe even a little too hot-- high eighties, clear sky, sun beating down, etc. So of course on Sunday it was, what, in the fifties? A little breezy, sprinkling lightly-- nothing serious, just what we call "Oregon sunshine." I was a little worried that they'd cancel the show, not wanting to get their props and costumes all wet and muddy and all that. Well, we got there, and there was a crowd patiently waiting, so we set up our mini lawn chairs and waited. (The crowd was maybe a *tiny* bit smaller than it had been on Saturday, but not much.)

So at about five minutes till, the sprinkle turns into rain, and then RAIN. *Nobody left*. A couple of people had umbrellas, but most people just had coats with hoods. Before heading out, I had seriously thought about switching to my winter coat, which is waterproof and has a hood, but I figured (a) it would stop raining or (b) they'd cancel the show or (c) my mom wouldn't want to sit there in the rain. So whatever happened, I wouldn't need it! But the Kirk!actor came out and told us "as long as you're here, WE'RE here!" and they went on with the show. And my mom didn't even *twitch* towards leaving, even though we totally could have come back another weekend. We stayed! And it rained THE ENTIRE TIME. And it was kind of awesome. The McCoy actor adlibbed a couple of his lines to fit the weather (Biggest laugh, his exchange with T'Pau's about "Vulcan chivalry" -- "The air's too wet, too thin for Kirk!" T'Pau, wearily: "The air is the air, what can be done?") TELL US ABOUT IT, MAN.


Anyway, the show is still going on, this weekend (the 18th/19th) and next weekend (the 25th/26th). I encourage all local nerds to check it out.

Warnings debate apology
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[info]liviapenn
You might or might not have noticed that I haven't posted lately. I have been considering some things, post-warning-debate, including the best way to revise my own warning policy. I have not entirely come to conclusions about that (besides the fact that it needs to be revised.) What I wanted to do was wait to post an apology until I could also post specifics on how I would revise my warning policy on lj and my site, but I have been informed that my silence on this issue makes it look like I am waiting for people's anger to just "blow over" so that I can move on without actually addressing the issue. Tempting as it might have been to delude myself on that point, I honestly never meant to give that impression.

This is an apology for the things I said in zvi's journal and other posts during the warnings debate.

Specifically, I apologize for telling other people, including impertinence, amadi and others in zvi's comments, how to handle their own disability or mental health issues. I was trying not to be dismissive of mental health issues in general, but I realize that I failed at that too. I let my temper and my argumentativeness get away from me; I said things that were hurtful, insensitive, ignorant and uncalled-for, and I hurt a lot of people, including people that I care about, and people that I respect. I am ashamed of that and I am sorry.

One of the hard realizations that I came to recently was that, in the past, if there was/had been a specific issue with my warnings policy that someone wanted to call my attention to, it would be completely reasonable for them to assume (based on my posts and comments during previous rounds of this debate) that I would not be an ally on this issue, and not worth engaging, and so I would never know about it. I regret that too.

I hope that moving forward I can regain some of the trust and friendship that I have damaged or lost.

Fanart recs from the st_fanart_meme
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[info]liviapenn
Ten (plus one) responses to the [info]st_fanart_meme that I have really loved. (And my extremely sincere thanks to [info]wistfuljane for organizing everything on del.icio.us so that filled prompts can easily be found.)

So... Recs! (Remember to fb the artists by hitting 'reply' directly under the artwork, not the 'leave a comment' at the bottom of the page-- I can't tell you how many times I messed that up. ^_^)

[info]soloproject, Scotty and Chekov, keeping warm on Delta Vega (By wearing scarves and hats! What were YOU thinking? *eyebrow*)

[info]melisus, Sulu, Kirk and Scotty, geared up to fight zombies. Just a sketch, but you gotta see it for Scotty's *face*. :D

[info]lizardspots, Spock, as a ridiculously cute fat baby.

[info]littlemute and [info]admantius_art, Kirk and Spock, two responses to a prompt for fancy tuxedos-- "canes, tophats, COAT TAILS and MONOCLES OMG". (Scroll down a bit to see the second response.) :D

[info]littlemute, Sulu in Western fencing gear. Incredibly gorgeous limited color palette and subtle lighting on this one. Also, SULU IS HAWT.

[info]glockgal, Uhura, Keenser and Scotty, Uhura giving Keenser a kiss on the cheek. N'awww.

[info]dramedy, Sarek/Amanda, the first time they held hands. I think it was PROBABLY more romantic than this, but his *little face*. So cute.

[info]coasterchild, Gaila/Uhura, roommates with benefits. NSFW. I love the way coasterchild draws women: all curvy and round and sort of... muppety. But in a sexy way. Um.

[info]cathybites, Kirk/McCoy, Aliens made them get married, HILARIOUS CRACK.

Anonymous, Spock/Uhura, INCREDIBLY HOT BOOT PORN on the bridge. Done in black and white, extremely slick and extremely NSFW.

I have totally left out some super good artists who have also posted art, but just go see for yourself! It's all great, and I love seeing all the wide variations in styles and moods and depictions.

*G* Anyway. To avoid the appearance of favoritism *cough* I have left out of this top 10 any art that was created for prompts I left. But of course I love those EVEN MORE and hug them to my chest and you should totally see them.

Here they are:

[info]sidhefaer, Kirk and Spock Prime, Kirk being all emotionally compromised and Spock having to ~resist~. :D So I loved this one, and then sidhefaer answered ANOTHER of my prompts and OMG.

[info]sidhefaer, Vulcan!Uhura and Human!Spock, for my prompt "Maybe with him totally crushing on her, and her standing there oblivious/awkwardly." OMG THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD, EVER. If you only look at one pic, look at this one. Oh god. So adorable. He liiiiiiiikes her. A million hearts. [Link was wrong before, but is fixed now!]

[info]iambickilometer, Spock and I-Chaya, SPACEMAN SPOCK, struggling across the terrain of a distant planet! for my prompt of young!Spock and his pet sehlat in the style of Calvin and Hobbes. This is my OTHER favorite thing in the world, seriously. Just. Little wee Spock going out and playing by himself, imagining crazy space adventures all day, with his sehlat to look after him! *sighhhhs*

iambickilometer has a ton of awesome art for this meme, I couldn't even pick just one to put in the above list. But luckily you can also search by artist at the del.ico.us index!

I always thought opening my heart would be close to impossible
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[info]liviapenn
Via [info]bronze_ribbons... Ohhhhh myyyyyyyy goddddddddd. Is there an ontd_sports? I don't even know what to do with this, you guys. *ahem* Tacoma News Tribune article here, Deadspin summary w/excerpts here.

A happier Ichiro? Mariners can thank Junior
Mariners: Griffey’s friendship has been 'close to a miracle' for Ichiro

Excerpts:
Ichiro Suzuki spreads a towel on the carpeted floor in front of his locker, lies on his back and begins doing stretching exercises. From Ichiro's blind side, Ken Griffey Jr. pounces, gets his hands deep under Ichiro's armpits and digs in with his fingers.

Ichiro's laughter is almost childlike – genuine and uncontrolled – and after about five seconds he screams the magic word to make Griffey stop.

Junior stands up, walks back to his locker and sits down. Ichiro lies quietly for a moment, letting his body relax, then goes back to stretching as if nothing had happened.

But he's smiling.


Well, okay, that's not particularly.... I mean.... Guys will... They horseplay... And sometimes you need a safeword when you... Well....

WAIT THERE'S MORE


"I'm in my ninth year in the game here, and there's a point where you have to protect yourself," Ichiro said. "It's been hard to open my heart to everyone."

Then the Mariners signed Griffey in spring training. Nothing has been the same since – especially Ichiro. At Safeco Field, his locker faces Griffey's. On the road, they are always near one another.


Um. Well. You know, okay, so that was oddly phrased, that doesn't. Ummmmm. WAIT THERE'S MORE.


Griffey is asked about Ichiro.

"Ichiro's smart, but he's still a little uncomfortable with some things. Put yourself in Japan, you'd have the same thing to deal with," he said. "I've never found him standoffish, but this isn't his country. He's still learning things. He's cautious."

Junior laughs loudly, then says, "I love messing with him."


C'mon I'm sure that was totally an unintentional double entendre. You just have a dirty mind OH WAIT THERE'S MORE.


Each day when Ichiro enters the clubhouse in street clothes, Junior goes through a five-point rating process.

"I'd wear that shirt," he said in Denver. "The pants, no. That belt? No. Shoes? Yeah, I might wear those. But that man purse? No (bleeping) way. You’re 2-for-5 today."

After years of being above such antics in the clubhouse or anywhere else, Ichiro's response to Griffey’s presence has been unadulterated joy.


UNADULTERATED JOY, you guys. WAIT. WAIT. I'M NOT EVEN TO THE BEST PART YET.


"Ken has always been my favorite superstar, and from the time I started following his career I thought about what a relationship with him would be like," Ichiro said. "I wasn’t going to pursue it – that wouldn’t have been respectful."


.... WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK.

WAIT THERE'S, THERE'S ACTUALLY MORE. [Sidebar: Sometimes when I'm watching something and there's an O_o moment I will make this noise like "Rrrnnnnkkkk...!" Sort of a combination of "needle scratch" and "car brakes squealing" in meaning.]


"I always thought opening my heart would be close to impossible in baseball with so many differences between me and other players. It's been close to a miracle with Junior. We have a special relationship – something I've never had before."


.......rrrrrrrnnnnnnkkkkkkk!


Griffin, the trainer, said walking through the clubhouse in that final hour before a game, Ichiro and Junior can be a bit unnerving.

"Sometimes they’ll each be at their locker, just staring at one another," he said.


RRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNKKKKKK!


Is the tickling a sign of friendship? Griffey shakes his head.

"The tickling thing started the same day Ichiro's hitting streak did, so I had to keep it going – I didn't want to break that thing up," he said.

Ichiro was stunned the first time Griffey attacked him, although his laughter was as genuine that day as any other.

"He's the only teammate I would ever let do that. In Japan, all relationships are respectful, so no one would ever do that to me," Ichiro said. "If someone else did it here, I'd probably punch them in the face."

That said, Ichiro smiles broadly and adds this:

"This is the happiest I’ve been since 2001."



..................... you guys I, I'm sorry about the super long entry, but YOU HAD TO SEE THIS. Otherwise I might believe I DREAMED IT.

4 ST2009 manips: Girl!Spock, Girl!Kirk, Spock/Uhura femslash, and gender-reversed Spock/Uhura
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[info]liviapenn
So there was a prompt over at the [info]st_fanart_meme for Girl!Spock during the "live long and prosper" scene, and I made a manip for it!

Of course it wouldn't be a proper ST2009 manip without LENSFLARE.

Girl!Spock  )

And, this one's not quite as good, I don't think, but it makes a nice bookend to the other one: Girl!Kirk at the shipyard.

Girl!Kirk  )

All manips can be clicked to get to a bigger version-- for this next one, the bigger version is 1024x768 wallpaper size.

Spock/Uhura femslash!  )

Then I had been working on this other oldschool genderswap manip for a while and decided that what it needed was dude!Uhura. (Played by Jimmy Jean-Louis of Heroes, who I think might actually work better than Leonard Roberts.)

Oldschool genderswapped Spock/Uhura!  )

All girl!Spocks in these manips are played by Jordana Brewster.

And here are some mini icon manips-- feel free to use them as bases, etc., although I would love a comment if you're going to use one. :)

Icons!  )

ST:TOS, "Charlie X," "The Enemy Within," and "Where No Man Has Gone Before."
fandom st: brb fangirling
[info]liviapenn
Watching more TOS, especially S1, since my aunt&uncle got the BluRay version and gave me their old copy of S1, yay. (Also, I watched a few episodes over at their place, and I have to say, the BluRay version looks AMAZING. Way better than even regular remastered episodes.)

Random thoughts: The yeomen (yeomans?) drive me nuts. I swear it's like they're having a Livia's Least Favorite Yeoman contest and every new yeoman purposely is ten times worse than the last one. Yeoman Rand is all right, but I wish she wouldn't look so sad all the time. It makes me sad even when her scenes aren't sad. (Which is like ten percent of the time, but still.) Seriously, she looks like she spends all her offscreen time weeping and all her onscreen time resenting whatever she's doing because it's cutting into important weeping time. Although I do think it's somewhat (sadly) amusing that whenever she's being attacked (like in "Charlie X" and "The Enemy Within") she yells for Spock, specifically, as opposed to just a general security team or even Kirk. I have to say I'd probably yell for Spock too.

Episode specific thoughts:

"Charlie X"

-- Okay, so Charlie is doing magic tricks, right, and one of the things he does is flip over some playing cards to show that they've got pictures of Yeoman Rand on them. And we the audience know he's doing it with his CRAZY Q POWERS, but from Yeoman Rand's perspective, um, apparently Charlie has been secretly following her around, photographing her without her knowledge (including one kind of sexy pose, iirc) and then sticking those pictures onto playing cards and just waiting for the right moment to whip them out for a party trick. GAH.

-- Really, Kirk, "why is it wrong to walk up to a woman and smack her on the butt?" is such a confusing question that it requires three paragraphs of circuitous flailing before being like "uh, whatever" and running away? Come on! You should at least be able to quote him some kind of Starfleet regulation. Seriously, the idea of Kirk being anyone's strong masculine father figure is hilarious. (Although in the episode, "being a father figure" seems to mostly consist of giving authoritarian orders in a steely voice and looking really goddamn disgusted when those orders aren't followed, so who knows.)

-- This episode kind of hints that Uhura and Rand are friends, in that they're hanging out in the rec room together, and Rand seems to instantly know that Uhura is thinking to herself, "I totally should serenade Spock with a hilarious song about what a GQMF he is, just for lols" and then silently encourages her to do it. This is pretty early on in shooting order, so Spock is smiling a bit more just in general, but still, he totally smiles at Uhura and happily (literally!) plays along while she sings.

"The Enemy Within"

-- The little alien dog thing is the best thing ever. It just makes me SHRIEK with laughter whenever it's on screen. Mostly because it too looks like it wishes it had tear ducts so that it could weep at its cruel fate. But also because it never walks anywhere, and people are just forced to carry it around like the ugliest baby ever. I'm just going to pretend Rand adopted it and they lived happily ever after.

-- Someone totally needs to write fic about Sulu being canonically forced to huddle for warmth with two or three strapping, manly engineers. Come on, fandom, don't tell me nobody went there. (I would also accept amusing macros.)

-- Every other "The Enemy Within" review I've seen has already mentioned how totally fucked up it is that, on the Enterprise, apparently the standard procedure for "woman accuses superior officer of rape" is "take shaken-up woman, stick her in a chair, have that superior officer and his two best BFFs crowd in and loom over her and tell her she's craaazy." So take it as read, that sucked. But can I just say, I was very pleased by Fisher, the guy who actually dragged himself out of his sickbed after taking a beatdown from Evil!Kirk in order to stick up for Rand and be like, "No, actually, it WAS you, dude. I kind of fucking saw you." And Kirk of course storms over to him and goes "do you know what you're saying, mister?" ... which is, tragically, pretty much exactly what you'd say if you *had* tried to rape your yeoman and were trying to intimidate a junior officer into not backing up her statement. So, minus ten thousand points from Kirk, but rainbows and little sparkly hearts for Fisher.

-- CREEPY ASS comment from Spock to Rand at the end of the episode. Seriously, what the hell is that. I'm just going to pretend that he was actually attempting to express sympathy for her getting attacked and it just came out wrong, like, some random Vulcan thing that didn't translate cross-culturally, because otherwise, GROSS.

"Where No Man Has Gone Before"

-- Heh, it was really nice of everyone to not make a big deal out of Spock suddenly forgetting how to MODULATE THE VOLUME OF HIS VOICE intermittently during this episode. Man, I would have loved it if they'd stuck with the "Spock must ALLCAPS all lines while on the bridge" aspect of the character. I mean, for one thing, it would make episodes with intra-Vulcan dialogue extra hilarious.

-- Like I said over in such-heights' episode rewatch post, it's totally not slashy that Mitchell got so irritated with Kirk's high academic standards(?) that he plotted to hook up a woman with Kirk and "outlined her whole strategy for her" to the point where Kirk almost married her. TOTALLY NOT SLASHY AT ALL. *coughs*

-- Dr. Dehner totally isn't dead. She left her body and is living all ghostly-like on Delta Vega. Probably it helps to be less bound by human frailties if you don't have all those hormones and brain chemicals messing you up all the time. Anyway, yes.

ST:TOS, "Journey to Babel"
fandom st: brb fangirling
[info]liviapenn
Okay, I'm 16 seconds into the episode, and Jim and Bones are getting dressed for a formal reception, and oh yeah, THEY ARE GETTING DRESSED, TOGETHER, IN THE SAME ROOM. It appears to be Jim's room since he's the one primping in front of a mirror.

What. Why. What.

WHY?

scenario 1: Bones has a couple of dress uniforms that maybe got tailored at different times, etc., and he's not sure which is most flattering so he came over to try them all on and do the little sexy catwalk spin and get a second opinion from Jim about which pants/jacket combo works best.

scenario 2: Jim and Bones always get dressed together before a formal occasion, in case one of them needs help tying his tie or doing the zipper up in the back. YES I KNOW THERE AREN'T ANY TIES OR ZIPPERS, THAT'S WHY I WAS ALL "WHY, WHAT, WHY."

scenario 3: .... Dude.

ETA: See for yourself!  )

Return of Gender-reversed Star Trek 2009 cast picspam
fandom st: nyota uhura
[info]liviapenn
So people have been making things based on the Gender-reversed ST picspam that I put together, and I linked them in that post, but I thought I'd also put the links in a new post:

[info]alias_sqbr drew an adorable little pic based on one of the cast photos...

and [info]aolian made a kickass photomanipped movie poster...

In both cases it's totally worth checking out the full size version.

Also, [info]akire_yta wants to know who'd be interested in a ficathon set in this universe?